Post Tease

I have what I feel to be some insight into all the bad soccer I've been seeing lately and I want to write something about it for tomorrow. But it is almost midnight, so I'll ask you this for now.

Night Owls: what do the following players have in common?

• Landon Donovan
• Christian Gomez
• Dave van den Bergh
• Arturo Alvarez*

???

Guesses in the comments, please.