Half-Volleys

A few quick notes:

• Even in Atlanta they know, Tony Kornheiser is an assclown.
• Christian Gomez to explain the purpose of the sneeze guard to high schoolers? Piotr Nowak to discuss that one doesn't need carrots, as long as one has sticks? We kid because we love. (See midway through the article on how DC United players might be asked to talk-up the benefits of the Salad bar...)