Soccer in America
I'm going to gingerly set this down in the middle of the room, careful not to make any sudden moves, and then slowly back away from it so that I can get as close to the door as possible before anyone realizes what I've done. By the time someone notices it sitting there, and wanders over curiously to sniff it and poke it with a paw, I'll have a thick door between us and will have already bolted 3 of the four padlocks.
The Not-so-beautiful game.
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Labels: USMNT
posted by Bob @ 3:19 PM
8 Comments:
Before you get around to bolting that 4th padlock, can I borrow it to "accidentally" whack Gary Schmitt in the head 6 or 7 times? Thanks.
I'm a reasonable man. Even drunk, I have no tendencies toward rash violence. But if I ever catch a whiff of this man, I'm going to beat him until he pisses blood. To do otherwise would be to stifle the prevalence of excellence.
Emblematic of a faltering political movement and according set of opinions... I hope.
Dominant teams don't win. That's why Man U, Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, Inter-Milan, AC Milan, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayerne Munich and DCU never make it to the top of the table.
Love those empiricists on the right.
Wow, you people sure do not disappoint!
the little "d" says it all
Zzzzzzzz.
Mmmph-whaa? Huh? Oh -- just another screed against soccer.
Zzzzzzz....
Twat.
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