This should be fun. Unless it is boring.

If I were, say, Matt Drudge, I'd have a big siren on the page right now, based on the following comment from Steve Goff's Washington Post chat going on right now:

Washington, D.C.: Is Adu still not talking to the press? I'm surprised there hasn't been an article in the Post about his call-up to the US MNT camp.
Steven Goff: Funny you should ask. Check washingtonpost.com early this afternoon. Freddy speaks!

Then I would say something like "IMPACTING..." And then I would probably write about how great King Kong is going to be, and how brilliant Peter Jackson is, and how Hilarly Clinton...

And you would all delete me from the bookmark list.