Answering Questions from Search Terms #1
Occasionally, people come to this blog asking DC United related questions to their search engine of choice. While I may not have addressed the particular issue, I can still figure out what they're asking about. So, let's have a look:
Matt Nickell (Google): Okay, I have no idea on this one, but apparently Washingtonian thinks he's h-o-t HOT!!! (For full effect, put little hearts in for the dots on the exclamation points). Personally, I don't think he's even the hottest person on the team, but hey, to each their own.
DC United fans fight brawl (Google): Ah, this one I have heard something on, but only from Big Soccer. It sounds like a bunch of jerks who sit near La Norte (but are not in La Norte) assaulted a Red Bulls fan. Simple answer: Whoever was responsible for this attack should be banned from RFK and all DC United games, and criminal charges should be looked at. I feel fairly confident in saying that it was not the result of any organized Supporter's activity.
DC United Poplar Point (Google): Yes, the mayor promised a stadium. No, no one takes him seriously until the new ownership is in place. However, the plans are nifty, so go take a look.
Does Freddy Adu have a second job? (Yahoo): Wouldn't it be great if he did? Like, if you went down to your local watering hole, and Freddy was tending bar, and you could say, "Freddy, way to stay upright and draw some fouls, but what's with the balls to no one in the second half?" And then he'd say, "You going to order something or talk my head off?" And I'd say, "Right, right... um... Wait, how old do you have to be to tend bar?" And he'd say, "All right, I've heard enough. I'm calling the bouncers. Dema, get this guy out of here."