Gedankenexperiment

In all the build-up to the announcement of the 23 players to make Team America: Bruce's Police, not much attention has been paid to the ten alternates that will be named. Most people go with five or six names, but if the list is ten, wouldn't it be fun for Bruce to add, say, I dunno... Freddy Adu's name. After all, Freddy has been starting for DCU, and playing well. Just the flamewars on Big Soccer alone would be entertaining. And, for Bruce, there's pretty much no chance he'd be called on to use Freddy. What say you all? What names would you like to see Bruce put on the alternate list, just for the sake of saying "thank you for playing" or just to annoy overly serious soccer fans?

Actually, it wouldn't surprise me to see John O'Brien listed as an alternate, allowing further time to evaluate his health to see if he can make it when the eventual training injury does occur.