Off-season Freezer

Pop quiz: This man is:
A. the next Senator from Illinois
B. Santa Claus
C. one half of the newest detective team on NBC's Law & Order
D. some guy that used to play for DC United

Looks like he's the starter for his Norway team??? Who knows... I keep forgetting to order my Rosetta Stone software so that I can translate the Valerenga site.

Another question: when is the DC United store going to get some of this kind of merchandise?