17 September 2006

Preview of Match 11.28: At Chicago Fire

Match #: 11.28

Opponent: Chicago Fire

DC United, 14-3-10, 52 pts, 1st in East Conference, 1st in MLS
Chicago Fire, 8-8-10, 34 pts, 3rd in East Conference, 7th in MLS

TV: ESPN2 - Now (or 4pm)

Previous Meeting: Chicago Fire 1 : 1 DCU(DCenters Debriefing)

Suggested Pregame Music: United Colours by U2.

Suggested Pregame Activity: Piss on a fire. Only you can prevent forest fires.

The Stakes: Part of a two game series that will decide who has the momentum going into the Eastern Conference playoffs.

Things I'd like to see: A motivated United.

Previews from the DCUniverse: QuarterVolley

Previews from the Chicago Fire Sphere: Too lazy.

Expected Yield: .5 point (Kinney)

Kinney's Location: At home, watching on ESPN2.

Oscar and D's Location: Unknown.

Last Words: At least we have an originial mascot and not one that could be sued for trademark infringement.